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Squishy Monsters are the sort of unremarkable toy that sells anyway because really, who doesn't like squishy monsters?
The answer is that I don't. Sure, the vampire looks like a character from Beavis & Butthead, and you can put them into provocative poses, but according to the packaging, they "may stain cloth materials," and (more importantly) they're filled with what appears to be caviar. The vampire's collar sprung a leak and bled little plastic beads all over my bed.